{"content":{"sharePage":{"page":0,"digests":[{"id":"34395950","dateCreated":"1297935377","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"},"monitored":false,"locked":false,"links":{"self":"https:\/\/gr2nrcomplexe.wikispaces.com\/share\/view\/34395950"},"dateDigested":1532769209,"startDate":null,"sharedType":"discussion","title":"Bancuri:))","description":"Postati bancuri:D:)):D","replyPages":[{"page":0,"digests":[{"id":"34396000","body":"Gheorghe vine \u00een vizit\u0103 la fiul lui care era c\u0103s\u0103torit de pu\u0163in timp.
\n- Ce faci fiule, ce-i cu fa\u0163a asta posomor\u00e2t\u0103?
\n- P\u0103i tat\u0103, vezi tu, eu cred ca o s\u0103 divor\u0163ez!
\n- Da de ce, m\u0103i fiule?
\n- P\u0103i m\u0103i tat\u0103, nevasta mea e virgin\u0103 !
\nSt\u0103 Gheorghe \u015fi se g\u00e2nde\u015fte dup\u0103 care zice:
\n- Bine zici, m\u0103i fiule, dac\u0103 la nimeni nu i-o trebuit p\u00e2n\u0103 amu\u2019, atunci nici nou\u0103 nu ne tr\u0103be!","dateCreated":"1297935672","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396008","body":"La \u015fcoal\u0103, la ora de fizic\u0103, \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 profesoara pe elevi de unde vine curentul. Toat\u0103 lumea r\u0103m\u00eene lini\u015ftit\u0103, numai Bul\u0103 cu m\u00eena pe sus. Profesoara \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
\n- Spune, Bul\u0103, \u015ftii de unde vine curentul?
\n- Da, din cocin\u0103.
\n- Cum a\u015fa, Bul\u0103, din cocin\u0103?
\n- P\u0103i, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00eend ni se ia curentul, tata spune: \u201cIar ne-au oprit porcii \u0103ia curentul!\u201d","dateCreated":"1297935695","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396010","body":"In parc,pe o banca,un tip si o tipa se saruta de mama focului.Din spate,alt tip ii urmareste cu atentie.Cei doi de pe banca, incep sa se mangaie senzual,tipa se suie peste el,saruturi,mangaieri o incrucisare de picioare.La care tipul care ii urmarea se apropie pana ajunge la ei.
\n- Ce vrei de la noi? intreaba tipul de pe banca
\n- Imi cer scuze ca va deranjez dar as vrea sa iau cheia locuintei de la nevasta mea spune celalalt.","dateCreated":"1297935708","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396016","body":"Iubitule, azi e ziua \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163ilor!
\n- Ei, \u015fi\u2026 ne-au invitat?","dateCreated":"1297935728","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396022","body":"Doi pestisori intr-un acvariu:
\n- Crezi in Dumnezeu?
\n- Bineinteles!Cine crezi ca ne schimba noua apa??","dateCreated":"1297935738","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396026","body":"In timpul actului sexual, sotia ii spune sotului:
\n- Semeni cu un celular!
\n- Vibrez mult?
\n- Nu! Dar cand intri in tunel, iti cade semnalul!","dateCreated":"1297935751","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396028","body":" De ce plangi?
\n- A murit elefantul!
\n- Si era animalul tau de companie?
\n- Nu,dar eu sunt cel care trebuie sa-i sape mormantul\u2026.","dateCreated":"1297935760","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396030","body":"La recrutare Bula zice medicului militar:
\n- Sunt miop deci neincorporabil!
\n- Cum vrei sa demonstrezi asta?
\n- Vedeti cuiul acela in zid?
\n- Da\u2026
\n- Ei bine eu nu-l vad!","dateCreated":"1297935771","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396176","body":"La un bal, se duce unu' la o tipa:
\n- Papusa, dansezi?
\n- Da, sigur.
\n- Pai, atunci lasa-ma pe mine sa stau pe scaun","dateCreated":"1297936668","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396178","body":"Chelner....un piept de vaca!
\n-Cu salata?
\n-Nu,cu sutien!!!","dateCreated":"1297936684","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396180","body":"O blonda intra intr-o masina si spune mirata:
\n-Nu inteleg!Aici sunt 3 pedale dar eu al doar 2 picioare!!!","dateCreated":"1297936705","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}},{"id":"34396184","body":"Vine bula acasa de la intalnire si il vede tasu suparat.
\nT:ce ai patit fiule te-a refuzat.
\nB:da tata.
\nT:iai spus cum ti-am spus eu,fata mea cand ma uit in ochii tai timpul sta in loc.
\nB:vai asta era, eu am spus ai o fatza de mi se opreste ceasul:))))","dateCreated":"1297936725","smartDate":"Feb 17, 2011","userCreated":{"username":"Pinguinii","url":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/view\/Pinguinii","imageUrl":"https:\/\/www.wikispaces.com\/user\/pic\/1290537000\/Pinguinii-lg.jpg"}}],"more":1}]}],"more":false},"comments":[]},"http":{"code":200,"status":"OK"},"redirectUrl":null,"javascript":null,"notices":{"warning":[],"error":[],"info":[],"success":[]}}